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Post by T-man2010 on Mar 28, 2020 14:45:12 GMT -6
We‘re 2 weeks into self-isolation & it’s very upsetting to see my wife at the living room window gazing into space with tears rolling down her cheeks.
It breaks my heart. I’ve thought hard about how I can cheer her up.
I've even considered letting her in, but rules are rules! 😂
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Post by tincup on Mar 31, 2020 19:02:17 GMT -6
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Post by galaxytrash on Mar 31, 2020 19:22:05 GMT -6
i'm only 5 jokes in and i'm already glad you posted this.
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Post by tincup on Mar 31, 2020 20:17:13 GMT -6
i'm only 5 jokes in and i'm already glad you posted this. My daughter is doing university from home, she obviously is using her old commute times to good advantage in finding stuff like this for me.
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Post by galaxytrash on Apr 1, 2020 21:23:17 GMT -6
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Post by hsbob on Apr 3, 2020 7:02:17 GMT -6
Is it me or does every disaster movie ever made start with the government ignoring a scientist?
edit: This joke was in Tincup's link above......I steal more material than Henny Youngman!LOL!
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Post by galaxytrash on Apr 5, 2020 16:59:57 GMT -6
no hockey? toronto's fault.
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Post by galaxytrash on Apr 9, 2020 18:21:52 GMT -6
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Post by galaxytrash on Apr 10, 2020 9:59:44 GMT -6
finally. some sports to watch.
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Post by galaxytrash on Apr 11, 2020 6:06:33 GMT -6
the prequel to the one above.
great action and the sportsmanship at the end was admirable.
"olive focused...relentless...tasting absolutely nothing". : D
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Post by galaxytrash on Apr 13, 2020 20:21:05 GMT -6
i give you....
the GUS-O-MATIC® 5600!
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Post by T-man2010 on Apr 18, 2020 11:49:56 GMT -6
"With so many sporting events being canceled, they'll have to televise the World Origami Championships. It'll be on Paperview."
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Post by galaxytrash on Apr 18, 2020 18:06:57 GMT -6
"With so many sporting events being canceled, they'll have to televise the World Origami Championships. It'll be on Paperview." destined to fold.
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Post by T-man2010 on Apr 26, 2020 19:16:54 GMT -6
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Post by galaxytrash on May 14, 2020 22:59:01 GMT -6
more live sports in the age of co-vid.
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Post by hsbob on May 15, 2020 7:32:05 GMT -6
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Post by galaxytrash on May 15, 2020 8:15:11 GMT -6
wow. great american racehorse that one was. a quick google search tells me he still owns the belmont stakes track record by 2 full seconds, the preakness by .40 seconds and the derby by .57 seconds, all in 1973. humans seem to break their own records all the time, but among the beasts, maybe these one's will stand.
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Post by T-man2010 on May 16, 2020 15:30:55 GMT -6
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Post by Tater on May 17, 2020 2:32:45 GMT -6
Hopefully!
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Post by galaxytrash on Jul 9, 2020 16:19:19 GMT -6
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Post by galaxytrash on Jul 23, 2020 6:56:33 GMT -6
they both have to make sacrifices i guess....
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Post by vadarx on Jul 23, 2020 7:01:31 GMT -6
they both have to make sacrifices i guess.... 🤣 I mean, it does say she opens it for meals....
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Post by galaxytrash on Jul 23, 2020 7:10:35 GMT -6
they both have to make sacrifices i guess.... 🤣 I mean, it does say she opens it for meals.... not going there. : )
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Post by creature on Aug 11, 2020 16:48:18 GMT -6
A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says we don't serve bears beers.
Bear says look it's 97 degrees out there with a lot of humidity. I've been searching for nuts and berries cuz the all the animals are hiding and just want a beer to cool down.
Bartender says sorry we just don't serve bears beers.
Now the bear is angry and says if you don't give me a beer I'm gonna eat that lady at the end of the bar.
Bartender says sorry we just don't serve bears beers.
The bear gets up and eats the lady at the end of the bar and says are you gonna give me a beer now or do I have to eat another customer?
Bartender says sorry we just don't serve bears beers and furthermore we don't serve drug addicts.
Bear says I'm not a drug addict I'm just a beer drinking bear.
Bartender says I'm sorry but that was a barbiturate 😁
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Post by T-man2010 on Aug 28, 2020 21:12:43 GMT -6
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Post by galaxytrash on Sept 16, 2020 17:09:17 GMT -6
: )
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Post by galaxytrash on Sept 24, 2020 8:16:25 GMT -6
it might've been the puff i had first but this gave me a good chuckle.
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Post by Modry-Jazyk on Oct 4, 2020 22:37:57 GMT -6
when stadiums are officially closed for hockey fans but bars and restaurants are allowed to be open until 10PM.
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Post by T-man2010 on Oct 8, 2020 8:02:52 GMT -6
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Post by T-man2010 on Oct 8, 2020 8:05:10 GMT -6
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